Sunday, February 2, 2014

The silly Hemerzmires' (and Lucie's) story

Maria:
Once there was an island, where unicorns were unkillable and humans were allies with them.  Whenever there was a conflict, they would work it out.  No matter what happened, unicorns and humans were friends.

One day a boy and his unicorn, Spiker, went to the mainland for supplies:  veggies, metals and nuts.  The boy's parents told him what he had to get, where to go and gave him the money he needed.  They also told him to watch out for policemen and criminals.

After taking the 2-day boat ride, he came to the city of New York.  He had one week to get what he needed before the boat came back.  After they got what they needed, they could go sight seeing.  They had an apartment on North Hills Street.

Lucie:
Now North Hills street is a place where chinchillas prance about, doing chinnie things. Spiker noticed them as soon as they got to the apartment.  Billbo, the boy, saw them too. They were the cutest, sweetest, softest things he had ever seen. As he and Spiker looked in awe at the chinchillas, a criminal marched up behind them.

The criminal was a chinchilla stealer. "Gimmie that chin!" he said, pointing to the one the boy had picked up. As the bad guy reached, Spiker knocked him down.  Shakily, the crook got to his feet and frightened hustled away.

After unpacking their things, Spiker and Billbo walked through town. They giggled and chatted and ate ice cream. They also sat and watched the sunset and the city lights. At night, they curled up and went to sleep, listening to the sounds of the city.

JB:
As the captain of the ship left,  he was notified that their were U-Ships everywhere on the way to the island.  Unfortunately, the sonar broke.  Apparently, the captain can't track the subs to avoid them.

About halfway into the journey, a U-Ship targeted him.  He could see the periscope on the U-Ship and he aimed his boat directly toward it.  As he was about to knock the periscope into the water, the whole U-ship rose.

The ships collided, bow first.  There was no way the crew of either boat could survive, for there were no lifeboats.

Luke:
But then!  When the two ships were filling with water evil Dan, God of the Sea FARTED at the two ships and they exploded.

Back on North Hills Street, while Billbo and Spiker slept, the criminal came back.  The criminal killed Spiker.  It turns out that the unicorn is only unkillable while back in his own world on the island.

Billbo woke up to find Spiker dead.  The criminal ran off, but the police officers caught him.  The criminal went to prison.  Billbo was still sad, even though he had 10 other unicorns at home.

Lucie:
Billbo was miserable. He had no Spiker, and though he did not know it yet, no way to get home. He moped around all of town. At 8:00 the next night, he wished with all his heart, that Spiker were there with him. Being magical, Spiker the unicorn heard him.

Billbo was startled, surprised, happy, scared, confused and amazed. Spiker was standing over him in the morning, grinning. "Spiker! You're back", he cried. "I couldn't see you so sad", was the reply from Spiker. "I heard you from heaven. That brought me back." After being resurrected once, a unicorn can NEVER be killed again. Ever. No matter what.

Maria:
Billbo was so happy about Spiker's return that he threw a party just for him. After that party Billbo found out about the boat crash and he called his parents on his iPhone and asked them to bring their boat in five days.

The next day after a good night's sleep, they went sightseeing. They saw Lady Liberty and went to the movies. It was truly a good day.

JB-
But the two were riding in a car and some knucklehead, decided to ram them and they both blacked out. They woke up in a totally different  world. Some dude waddled up and said "welcome to Minecraft. There is no going back."

Luke:
One of the 10 unicorns back at home was named Longhorn.  He went to California and made a friend, whose name was Nick.  They decided to go see Billbo and Spiker.  So they got on a plane.  They were flying to Minecraftland.  But, there were enemy ships.  The plane was shot down and it crashed in an open field.

Luckily, Nick and Longhorn were okay.  They had to survive out in the forest.  They were going to have to build a shelter and hunt for their food.  Suddenly...

Lucie:
A large shadowy... a large shadowy... chinchilla? Yes a chinchilla! "Follow me". The three walked for a long time. At last they reached the entrance of Minecraftland. "OOOOOOf!" Billbo and Spiker crashed in a heap on top of Longhorn and Nick. "How did you escape?" exclaimed Longhorn. "That's a long story..."

2 hours ago:
Ambush planned, the partners crept up behind the dude who waddled. Now you see, Minecraft is a computer game. Water destroys computers. Simple. Finding water, however, is not. Through a little crack, Spiker retrieved a drop of water. Finally, they had one ounce of water. They tossed it near the dude who waddled. The whole land sparked. Billbo and his unicorn were launched out. Safe and sound.

Maria:
Nick, Spiker, Billbo and Longhorn went out for a celebratory lunch. They were able to catch up on how things were going on at home, and get to know each other better.

After that they went on a luxury boat ride across the city. When the boat ride was over it was already sunset and they saud good night to each other.

Sam:
When it was morning, a criminal crept up behind Longhorn.  He was about to shoot Longhorn with a shotgun.  But then, Longhorn stabbed the criminal with his long horn.  The criminal's partner tried to kill Spiker.  But, Spiker turned around and killed him.  Then it was time to go to bed.

When they all woke up, it was time to go back to their island.

Luke:
They met their parents' boat and sailed home.  It was a peaceful ride.  They slept that night, but Billbo's parents weren't there when they woke up.  He wanted to go to find who kidnapped his parents.  Spiker and Longhorn wanted to go along and help.  But Billbo said that Nick couldn't go.  He said it was very deadly with a good chance of death.

Billbo, Spiker and Longhorn were walking around the forest and trying to track down Billbo's parents when they stepped into a sinkhole!  They were STUCK.

Sam:
 Then  They Have To Use Their Magical Powers. And They Flew out the Sinkhole. Now There Is Only One Way to Kill   Unicorn, And the Only Way to Kill Unicorns Is... By Killing the Mother  Of All Unicorns. Then a Criminal creeped up behind the Mother, And Killed Her With a Shotgun Now All Unicorns Will Die.

 Then There Was One Unicorn Left... And Then S walking in the forest tract undergoes parents as they stepped into a single interest in ahe Was the Mother And Had Lots of Babies and Thos and I see Eight ories Had Babies. Then All Other Unicorns Came Back to Life,  Longhorn, Bilbo &  Spiker Were Alive Again. So They Had a Celebration. They Had Cake With All the Other Unicorns too And It Was Really Fun They Played Lots of Games. And  Pin the Tail On the Unicorn.

 Maria:
After the party everyone said good night to each other. the next day Billbo, spiker Longhorn and Nick went looking for billbo's parents. They found them in a strange alley by an apartment building. The next day they went home. after the two day boat ride Bilbo said hi to all the neighbors. They welcomed him home and thanked him for all his hard work. He told them about the crazy adventure and meeting Nick and Longhorn and Minecraftland. He had a nice dinner with all his family members. After a good sleep and relaxing day, he had to return to school.

In school he was not as popular as you think you would be. he got bullied a lot because he wasn't as tall as most kids, and after that crazy adventure they didn't even trust him.  They thought it was all a lie in desperation to get attention. now he was really sad because he did not have spiker there with him. he never had any friends and wasn't the best student either. Sometimes he wished he could be homeschooled like his old best friend, buddy. He had tried to convince his parents he needs to be homeschooled But they would never listen. "I just want to not be teased anymore" he would say. But they never thought that he was right.  That he was just being silly. they never knew how unpopular he was. They thought  he just didn't want friends.

Lucie:
One day, Billbo decided that Spiker must come to school. He got on top of his unicorn's back. Spiker ran all the way. When the bullies saw him, they looked very strange. One laughed. Two others fainted. The rest gasped for air, cried, snickered, and tried to grab Spiker. Spiker let six of them grab his neck, head, and back. Billbo hopped off. Spiker pawed the ground. He snarled. The unicorn reared up. All fell off, except one. He clung on, untill Sheila and James, two school kids, came and knocked him off. "Hey Billbo," started James. "Do you want to be friends?" Billbo would have fallen and fainted if Spiker hadn't been there.

"Mom! Dad!" Billbo yelled when he got home. "I made two friends today!" Billbo was still not very popular, but he wasn't bullied anymore. His new friends looked out for him, and Spiker, Longhorn and Nick took turns giving him a ride to school.

Maria:
One day Spiker got sick. Bilbo was very worried about him what if he had the flu? The flu for unicorns isn't like the human flu. They made unicorns act like they really aren't. billbo lost three of his best unicorns to the flu. they had gone on a rampage and fell off a cliff. what  if  Spiker actually the flu? Who would be there when he needed it most? What would happen after.    .    .  well,  he didn't know.

When the doctor finally came they found out Spiker did not have the flu he only had a mere cold. "thank goodness!"  Bilbo cried out with happiness. The doctor just said to give him some medicine and fresh food every day for one week. Spiker had to say his pen for a few days but, Bilbo always visited him right after school every day. Within one week, Spiker was up and ready to go. like he was never sick before and Spiker finally started bringing Bilbo back to school instead of just Longhorn  and Nick.

Lucie:
One day Billbo was walking to school. He was excited. James had planned  a study date for them in the library. They were doing a project on unicorns for science. Spiker was at home, though, playing with the bluejays. Billbo was thinking of how to begin the report, when a bouncy ball hit him. It continued down the street. "Sorry!" Sheila yelled. "Runaway superball!"